"Correlation ≠ Causation" Dumbed Down for MAGA (A Meme-Based Public Service Announcement)

I made a meme using https://imgflip.com/ that pre-digests "correlation ≠ causation" for logic-malabsorbers like MAGA:

With the five sole exceptions of:

• The Gang War in Haiti
• The Western Togoland Rebellion
• The Second Nagorno-Karabakh War
• The Tigray War
• The Al-Fashaga Conflict
• The Insurgency in Southeastern Nigeria

…it is unqualifiedly true that no new wars started under Trump—unless, of course, you count all those (I didn't, that's why it says five).

Meanwhile, MAGA logic insists:
✅ "No wars under Trump? Proof he's the greatest peacemaker ever!"
❌ "Wars under Biden? Proof he's a warmonger!"

Unwelcome inference:
❌ "Pandemics under Trump? Proof he's a virus!"

Behold, the shareable link to the meme that explains it all:
https://imgflip.com/i/9sk0zj

Why MAGA Will Never Understand

You could waste time explaining "correlation ≠ causation" to them.
Or you could accept that MAGA isn't a political movement—it's a diagnostic criteria.

Breaking Down "MAGA":

• Mental (obviously)
• Alternative (facts, reality, hygiene standards)
• Grievance (their sole emotional range)
• Amnesia (Jan 6? Never heard of it.)

They'll never grasp logic because their brains run on Fox News fanfic and Facebook memes. But hey—send them this meme anyway. Maybe the Wojaks will get through.

Got your own take* on what "MAGA" stands for? Leave a comment below.

*No funny takes. This is serious.