First Rounds on me Parliament

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We do however, require a witness, for the gesture to be considered legal, there for, I grant full access to ASIO by way, of the Australian Embassy in the united states, to witness, and authorize the data transfer - I apologize Mr Trump, for the lack of diplomacy of our standing prime minister, at times, but that does go both ways kind sir, in the least, he has stood to his convictions - and that, I respect, deeply, I will give you 5 minutes so you can make the phone call.

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It doesn’t need to be that high, you just need to take a screenshot, and have a JP notary it, sure you have a chemist in the building, yes? - they can do it to, or the postmaster.

We will need to engage, and hire, such an outsourced firm, or similar, for future works - to help our own people, that may find themselves unemployed for one or another reason, thus far, I quite like the personal style of this current organization.

Tell you what, let’s give it to the entire unemployed of the world, as a gesture of respect, and good faith to everyone, and if a payment is required, run a tab, and I will pay you back at an appropriate moment on the other side of this.

Come on Albo, we don’t disagree that much, don’t worry about what my family says, they have their own views, I have mine, good, that’s a democracy and that’s a healthy, democracy, otherwise it would just be a one-party state wouldn’t it? And that’s an Autocracy and Dictatorship essentially, isn’t it?

Voldemort, back me up here, Sir, I would advise to lean into the meme, its good marketing, just be like a "good Voldemort"" yeah goodness, (Hey in the least you get all the Harry Potter fans onboard! – Hi HP Fans) I lean into my “Madman with a Blog” or meme, don’t I? same difference.

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Gentlemen, Parliament, from what you have observed, thus far, when do I not know what I’m doing? invert the protocol, invert and have them listen to me, then run it back, across all the networks of the commonwealth - easily done.

How was the Sea your Majesty? isn’t it wonderful? gosh I miss it, sporting a warship my good man! gosh best I could do was a busted old cruise ship, it truly is an honour sir, to you and parliament, this bow is for you. (and yes i actually bowed)

Now I ask you my friend, do they have Violinists on those ships? If not, why not, surely, we need a Violinist in the recreation area for the chaps and ladies, good for moral, what’s a vessel without a Violinist? You know that’s true milord, good for moral and it’s a seafaring tradition!

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Alright, let’s get on with this everyone shall we? My friend, we have work arounds here, push comes to shove, I can just marry an American and get Donald to Pardon me, think outside the box, that beautiful blue box on a corner, lets save the world ay? As we do, or I could marry an English subject, and you could Pardon me? Or Parliament, lots of diplomatic solutions here, anyway anyway, before we all get to carried away, lets get on with the job, shall we?

Happy hour, 6:00pm, Knock off time, first rounds on me Parliament, run a tab, will pay you back.



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