The Men's Health Masturbation Psyop

For “No Nut November,” a month in which men attempt to abstain from masturbating, Men's Health magazine published an article about the health benefits of masturbation for men. Why would they publish something like that? As if men needed any more motivation to masturbate. As if the proliferation of pornography isn't already a major problem for young men. As if masturbation was something most men weren't already doing and needed some kind of reason to try--like exercise or healthy eating. Why was this article written? Why is Men's Health magazine trying to convince men to masturbate more?
First of all, we need to consider the source. It is called “Men's Health,” but the magazine is firmly entrenched in the mainstream liberal media, thoroughly controlled by woke progressives. The article itself was written by three women. Apparently women are the “experts” on men's health. And that article was no outlier. It is part of a barrage of propaganda posted by the progressive media in the same vein, such as this YouTube video by another female doctor begging men to not stop masturbating.
Now why would woke progressive women want this message conveyed to men, that masturbation is good for them? Certainly not for the benefit of men. It must be for the benefit of women--or at least woke progressive women like the publishers of the article, the owners of the magazine, the YouTuber, the liberal media establishment, and the progressive movement at large.
Why would the left want men to masturbate more? Why promote this completely unscientific phrase of blatant propaganda: "An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away." Because masturbation lowers testosterone. Lower testosterone makes men more servile and complacent. Essentially, more masturbation makes men more left-wing.
Men with higher T are more confident, aggressive, confrontational, and disagreeable. They will not obey the regime and go along with The Current Thing. They will not put up with the woke bullshit of liberal women. High-testosterone men are more right-wing and therefore a threat to the woke movement and left-wing power.
Woke media rags like “Men's” Health magazine are propaganda arms of the left. If they say something is good for you, then it's probably bad. A solid rule of thumb is to do the opposite of whatever they say to do. Three woke women are telling men that masturbation is healthy, therefore it must be unhealthy. Resume No Nut November--and perhaps extend it.