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10 days ago

Old Scandals or New Chaos? Your Call 📞 The state of U.S. politics right now is so absurd, even Steven Spielberg would say, “Nope. Too unrealistic.” The truth is so ridiculous it reads like fiction—don’t believe me? Brace yourself: Andrew

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12 days ago

Chicago’s New Tourism Slogan: Come for the Pizza, Stay Unsolved Former Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot once said Trump was “making up his own facts” about crime in the Windy City. Cute. Let’s take a look at the real scoreboard: 2021: 804…

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10 days ago

Trump the Magician: Making Donkeys Cry Since 2016 🤣 Trump’s latest magic trick? Making Democrats cry for criminals — from Chicago thugs to Venezuelan cartel hitmen. Everyone gets sympathy these days… except the actual victims. Maduro screams “illegal

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9 days ago

If stupidity was a currency, these people would finally have universal wealth 🤦‍♂️ So now we’re throwing parties because one man got killed? Wow. Nothing says “we’re civilized” like cheering death. And of course, the same geniuses are screaming for socialism…

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4 days ago

Charlie Kirk’s Death and the Free Speech Irony 🤦‍♂️ Oh, wonderful. Let’s all gasp dramatically 😱, clutch our oat-milk lattes ☕️, and mourn the tragic fate of those poor souls who just lost their jobs… You know, the same people…

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9 days ago

From Escobar to Today: Same Routes, Same Corruption, Bigger Explosions 🤷‍♂️ So Trump is weighing military strikes against cartels in Venezuela and Mexico… and people are crying about it. Oh nooo, heaven forbid we target the poor little cartels flooding the U.S. with fentanyl

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10 days ago

Another Brilliant Socialist Success Story 🤦‍♂️ So, Kansas City tried the genius idea of funding a grocery store to “fix” food deserts. 🤔 Nah, that can’t be true, right? Because Zohran Mamdani, a proud democratic socialist…

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5 days ago

Uncle Sam Plays Whac-A-Boat Last season on Narcos: Oops, All Dead Guys—the U.S. military wiped 11 cartel extras off the map in one explosive episode. Cut to Season Two: Revenge of the Dinghy. On September 15, 2025, President D

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1 day ago

Global Leaders’ Game, Citizens’ Pain Democrats want to scream “migration reform” — translation: open borders 😒 So let me get this straight — we’re supposed to clap and cheer because “migration reform” and…

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11 days ago

🎤 “LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO THE MAIN EVENT! In the red corner… standing tall from Omaha, Nebraska… the Oracle of Value, the Sultan of Steady Gains, the man who made boring look profitable… WARRREEEEN BUFFFETT! 📊 Record:…

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