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3 days ago

lolztoken.comHow do trees get on the internet?They log in.Credit: dksart</

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3 days ago

lolztoken.comWhere do bad rainbows go?Prism, it's a light sentence.Credit:

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4 days ago

lolztoken.comIf asbestos is really as bad as it is claimed......then I don't want to know how bad asworstos is.

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4 days ago

lolztoken.comMy grief counsellor died recently.He was so good I didn't care.Credit:

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5 days ago

lolztoken.comWhy did the king go to the dentist?To get his teeth crowned.Credit:

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9 days ago

lolztoken.comThree men walk into a bar.You would think at least one of them would have seen it.Credit:

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9 days ago

lolztoken.comI left my last girlfriend because she wouldn’t stop counting.I wonder what she’s up to now.Credit

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9 days ago

lolztoken.comDid you hear about the lobster that got a job at pizza hut?He's working in the crust station.Cred

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9 days ago

lolztoken.comI tried to starte a professional hide and seek team but it didn't work out.Turns out good players are hard to find.

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13 days ago

lolztoken.comHow much memory does a comedian's computer have?Lots of gigglebytes!Credit:

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