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about 9 hours ago

lolztoken.comWhat do you call a hippo who says something and does the complete opposite?A hippocriteCredit:

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1 day ago

lolztoken.comWhere do boats go when they're sick?To the dockCredit: reddit

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2 days ago

lolztoken.comHow many jazz musicians does it take to replace a lightbulb?A-one, a-two, a one-two-three-four!Cr

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3 days ago

lolztoken.comDid you hear about the new corduroy pillows?I understand they're really marking headlines.Credit:

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4 days ago

lolztoken.comI was going to tell you a time travel joke...but you didn't like it.Credit:

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5 days ago

lolztoken.comTo err is human.To arrrgh is pirate.Credit: reddit<

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8 days ago

lolztoken.comDid you know that the first french fries weren’t cooked in France?They were cooked in Greece.Cred

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9 days ago

lolztoken.comHow do you turn a duck in to a singer?Put it in the microwave until its Bill Withers.Credit:

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9 days ago

lolztoken.comSome jerk threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me.Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil.Cred

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11 days ago

lolztoken.comI would like to thank my fingers.I can always count on themCredit:

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