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lolztoken.comWhat do you call a mobster who’s buried in cement?A hardened criminal. Credit:

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about 8 hours ago

lolztoken.comI hope Elon Mush never gets invloved in a scandalElongate could be really drawn out.Credit:

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about 13 hours ago

lolztoken.comWhat do you call a dead magician?An abra-cadaver. Credit:

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about 13 hours ago

lolztoken.comWhat do you call a row of people lifting a giant mozzarella?A cheesy pickup line.Credit:

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about 24 hours ago

lolztoken.comI threw a boomarang a few years ago that never came back.I now live in constant fear.Credit:

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1 day ago

lolztoken.com2000 people die at sea every year.Let that sink inCredit: red

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1 day ago

lolztoken.comWhich is fasterhot or cold?, Hot, because you can easily catch a cold.Credit:

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1 day ago

lolztoken.comWhat’s the best thing about Switzerland?I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.Credit:

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1 day ago

lolztoken.comMy roommate keeps saying that our house is haunted.But I've lived here for last 216 years, and haven't heard anythi

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1 day ago

lolztoken.comIt doesn't matter if my wife tells me I'm not matureI'm not going to let her enter my tree house without the right

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