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about 1 hour ago

lolztoken.comWhat's the difference between a well-dressed man and a tired dog?The man wears an entire suit, the dog just pants.<

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about 6 hours ago

lolztoken.comWhy does Davy Jones never bend his knees?Cause they're always KrakenCredit:

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1 day ago

lolztoken.comThree men walk into a bar.You would think at least one of them would have seen it.Credit:

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1 day ago

lolztoken.comThe first time I saw my future Wife was at the local Zoo.I just knew she was a keeper.Credit:

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1 day ago

lolztoken.comMy neighbors listen to really good music.Whether they like it or not.Credit:

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2 days ago

lolztoken.comMy Mom met my Dad when he came in for an Xray.I still wonder what she saw in him.Credit:

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2 days ago

lolztoken.comWhy did the chicken climb on top of the house?He was a Roofster.Credit:

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3 days ago

lolztoken.comWhat's the difference between a glutton and a hungry man?One eats too long, the other longs to eat.

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4 days ago

lolztoken.comWhat's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector?A taxidermist takes only your skin.

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5 days ago

lolztoken.comMy father wants me to study law and be a good lawyerHe needs me to get him out of jail.Credit:

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