Dear Chicago, New York, and California…

🚨 Attention Chicago, New York, and California Shoppers: 🚨
We see y’all loading up your U-Hauls like Florida’s having a clearance sale on common sense.
You voted for crime, chaos, and $20 smoothies — now suddenly freedom smells good?
How precious.
But no thanks.
Florida ain’t your rebound state.
You broke your own cities — keep living in the political landfill you voted for.
We’re all stocked up on nonsense.
And don’t bother checking Texas — they're fresh out of patience too.
Take your “progressive” policies, wrap ‘em in avocado toast, and stay home.
Florida’s closed… and we ain’t doing returns.