Uncle Bounce
            
  
              I am an uncle.  My nephews/neices like me to bounce them on my knee.  I used to work as a bouncer in a friend's strip club for a good number of years.  A nickname was established.  I major in info. systems management and network arch. & security.  I like cows and dogs.  I like mashed potatoes.  I like the color purple.  I like guns, gardening, hunting, and fishing.  I grew up on a farm and used to breed/train/show quarter horses.  I enjoy writing and cooking and roleplaying, too.  The end?  Not yet, but soon.  This'll be a best-seller, for sure.