Geofredo Pesos and the Communist Cart of Doom: Amazon.com has gone full woke!

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Long-time Hillary Clinton supporter and trans-activist Jeff Bezos has decided to go full-on woke on the American people. Amazon—the failing website hardly anyone uses anymore—is now displaying the added cost of tariffs on their products.

Yes, you heard that right. The communist Muslim, also known as Geofredo Pesos (because he might not even be a true American), is now declaring war on our beautiful country. He hates prosperity, and he hates the American people.

Why didn’t Geofredo Pesos do this when the most corrupt president in the history of America was in power? When the Biden administration had an inflation rate ten times higher than Venezuela’s, and people had to resort to eating from the garbage? Why didn’t he display this number then? Tell me!

It’s obvious that Geofredo has joined the Communist regime of China. He hired, after all, a Chinese firm to help him with this propaganda battle against all Americans.

But don’t you worry, because this administration is laser-focused on things that matter. This administration brought back groceries. Remember groceries? It’s a beautiful word. A lot of people don’t know this, but it is.

But worry not, my fellow Americans. We will show Geofredo that nobody can mess with us. We will impose tariffs on Amazon directly. As a matter of fact, this administration has already contacted Bukele to assist on the matter.

We are preparing to deport these terrorists and retake our country. We won’t tolerate these terrorist actions a second longer. If Geofredo Pesos doesn’t recant and repent for his actions against the American people, he will, once and for all, prove what we’ve known all along: he is part of MS-13—possibly even the head of the organization.

You’ve been warned, Geofredo.

Sincerely

Meno Ultra MAGA 2.0

https://x.com/RetroAgent12/status/1917219347128586706



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lol what the actual fuck are you talking about?

oh also Bezos says he's like... not.

"This was never a consideration for the main Amazon site and nothing has been implemented on any Amazon properties."

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I'm making fun of the commentors on the Tweet I shared.. hahahha

hence why its tagged satire. I trust it was obvious.

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Yes I think you lost me on the Geofredo transition.

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It's a dark art to channel derangement of this level... I'm yet to master it.

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Yes clearly you've made it to the journeyman rank but not quite expert.

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hahahaha... a respectable rank at least.

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Luckily in the grand scheme of things you find yourself at the top ranks in the Hive community, for there was only one expert in this craft, but he's gone now. His name was... well he doesn't have a name... there were @NoNamesLeftToUse

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you are right... he was the master. Shame he left

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It's obviously a joke.. hehe. Trump is a fucking numpty and an easy target.

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I've been thinking I should have added Satire to the title. There's a good chance I lost support today for going full MAGA

hahahaha

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I wouldn't worry too much bro, lack of critical thinking got us here in the first place!

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Oh no yes the joke was obvious but my response to the joke still stands 😄

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Bozos is evil in various ways, but this is actually a good thing. Mericans need to know why their prices have gone up. I hear that Temu show the tariff benefit too.

I've avoided Amazon for a while as they don't pay their taxes here. It's easy if you just buy less stuff and there are alternatives. You can often buy direct from people who sell on there.

The latest crop of bazillionaires are making old Bill Gates look pretty good lately. Not that he wasn't ruthless, but he seems to have mellowed.

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I think we can now conclude that their political alignment has never been about principles or morals. It's always been about the bottom line. How can they maximize their profits, and pay the least amount of taxes.

When I saw Jeff cozying up to Trump, I wasn't surprised. As a matter of fact, I wondered why It didn't happen sooner. This chaos we are seeing is not ideological either. The billionaire class if it begins fighting Trump, it won't do it because they believe Trump is bad for America. They will do it, because they are being personally affected.

So, I don't feel bad for the infighting. As a matter of fact, it brought a smile to my face. Which is why I felt like being silly and writing this joke.

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The billionaires are living in (or on) another world with their vanity space projects. They seem to feel that they have to bend the knee to tRump to avoid his impetuous wrath, but maybe there will be some fight-back as he hits their profits.

I think the US is in for turmoil as the full impact of tariffs has yet to bite. Expect more to be rolled back as tRump folds quicker than a cheap suit (as I've heard others describe it).

Cheers for the LOLs and I'll speak to you later...

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So, @themarkymark, You Downvote Others to Ensure Rewards Go to You and Your Friends?

Let’s break this down, @themarkymark. You downvote others—often honest contributors—to manipulate the reward pool, ensuring that payouts flow directly to you and your inner circle. We’ve already exposed the Buildawhale scam farm, providing clear evidence of its exploitative practices, yet nothing has been done to stop it. Why is that?

Here’s just one example of how this plays out:

The blockchain doesn’t lie, and neither do we. Buildawhale continues to farm rewards, hoard influence, and silence critics—all while claiming to “help” Hive. But let’s be honest: the only people being helped are you and your associates.


Why Has Nothing Been Done?

The lack of action against these harmful practices raises serious questions about accountability on Hive. Are bad actors being protected because of their influence? Is the community too divided or apathetic to demand change? Or are the mechanisms for addressing abuse simply inadequate?

Whatever the reason, silence only enables further exploitation. Every day that schemes like Buildawhale go unchecked, Hive loses credibility, trust, and potential growth.


A Call for Accountability

To the Hive community, witnesses, and leaders:

  • Audit Voting Patterns: Investigate accounts like Buildawhale that exploit the reward system through coordinated downvotes and farming.
  • Implement Safeguards: Introduce measures to prevent manipulation and ensure fairness in reward distribution.
  • Hold Bad Actors Accountable: Stop enabling exploitative behavior and prioritize the health of the ecosystem over personal gain.

Final Thoughts: The Truth Is Out There

LOL, but seriously—the evidence is undeniable. If Hive wants to thrive, it’s time to confront these issues head-on. @themarkymark, your actions speak louder than your words. Instead of defending exploitative practices, why not use your influence to create a fairer, more sustainable platform?

The Bilpcoin team remains committed to exposing the truth and advocating for meaningful reform. Together, let’s build a Hive that empowers everyone—not just a select few.


From the Bilpcoin Team: Transparency and fairness are the keys to unlocking Hive’s true potential. Let’s work together to make it happen.

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I see Temu and Shein reported they are reducing their item costs and adding in the tariff costs on their new invoices. I saw one someone posted yesterday.

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I saw a post on X about the port of Seattle being empty. The OP claims in two weeks, shelves will be almost empty in Walmart, Target, etc.

And China is not picking up the phone. They are going for the jugular.

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This is a serious warning oo
Jeff pesos,( though am hearing of him for the first time)better be careful, else he won’t know what hit him. There’s only so much you can push a person or people

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