Give me a gun, I wanna shoot someone

In one period or another, we've all had a public figure(celebrity) we wished we could take a gun and shoot in broad daylight because of how useless they are to the people around them. I have a lot of these people on my list, and the interesting thing is that the president of my country is not among them, but rather some of his followers who are directly like thorns in our flesh.

It hurts me a lot when a country is in a bad state while everyone can clearly see it and is urging the failed government to do better, yet someone whose only interest is his stomach and nothing more will boldly come out to announce that everything is working well, defending the government simply because the government gave him a position and he doesn't want to lose it. This man doesn't just do it moderately but has turned the campaign into his niche across all his social media accounts. Every day, I keep wishing I had the power to kill somehow from my house by releasing some substance into the air, as we see in movies, or that I were one of Marvel's superheroes who could transport myself past the heavy security at his house and deal with him by plucking his brain out of his skull because it's obvious that the brain has been compromised. I'm talking about Reno Omokri! Gosh! I dislike this man a lot!

If I'm to mention another person, I'm compelled to mention some church leaders in the country who have been, quite funnily, acting strangely during this period of hardship in Nigeria. But I'm also scared to mention names because religion has brainwashed us into believing that whenever we attack a clergyman, we are directly fighting God and that God could strike us with leprosy. Well, if you're a Nigerian reading this and you had some names in mind, I can confidently tell you that the names you had in mind are the ones I was supposed to mention here. It's not me who will be struck with leprosy.

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