Breaking News: The Government vs. The Dorito Cartel 🍃🔫

Oh, thank you, Government defender of logic, protector of freedoms, and absolute expert at making sure nobody enjoys life responsibly. 🥲

Here’s the kicker: Trump’s administration asked the Supreme Court to revive a case against a Texas man for having a gun in his own house… while allegedly using marijuana.

Yes. At home.
Not robbing a bank. Not threatening the mailman. Just guy with a joint and constitutional right.

Now the Supreme Court is debating whether people who smoke weed should even be allowed to own guns.

Because nothing screams “justice” like deciding if a guy who forgets what he walked into the kitchen for is too dangerous to defend his home.

Let’s be honest, weed is probably the least harmful substance out there.
Studies suggest alcohol is far more strongly linked to domestic violence than cannabis.

So what’s next? ATF raiding your local Flanigan’s or Chili’s, yelling:

“DROP THE BEER AND STEP AWAY FROM THE FIREARM!”

Meanwhile, the only real violence weed causes is in the kitchen, when the Munchies hit and someone eats the last slice of pizza.

Imagine if alcohol were treated like weed suddenly drinking would disqualify someone from owning a gun.

Our Army, Navy, Air Force, and Marines would be… well, the world’s smallest army.
Half of them have probably seen more Jack Daniels than Jack Bauer.

See the point? Weed is a national threat, alcohol which actually causes more problems gets a free pass.

But sure, keep pretending the guy with Cheeto dust on his fingers is America’s #1 danger.