Fentanyl Bags, Bounties, and Sipping Decaf: Just Another Day

So apparently, in a move that nobody—not even Nostradamus—could have predicted… 🤣

Illinois leaders went to court Monday to stop President Trump from sending National Guard troops to Chicago.

Color me shocked! It seems Democrats have once again heroically put American citizens somewhere near the back of the priority line. Who knew public safety could be so… optional?

Meanwhile, 21 Democrats in Congress are working tirelessly on the nation’s most urgent threat: making sure ICE agents wear badges, ban masks, and are “accountable.”

Because obviously, the biggest danger to the country is a federal agent wearing a mask while doing their job. Forget about the skyrocketing assaults on ICE officers—830% up this year alone. But why let pesky facts get in the way of a good policy spectacle?

Oh, and those poor, misunderstood cartel “angels,” losing money because of Trump’s terrible policies? DHS Secretary Kristi Noem reports they’ve put bounties on agents’ heads—$10,000 for a kill, $2,000 for a kidnapping. But sure, Democrats clearly know better than the people actually living this nightmare on the ground.

Meanwhile, in real-life America, 87,000 people died of drug overdoses last year. But hey, why worry about human lives when you can have the warm, fuzzy feeling of telling criminals, “Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered”?

And let’s admire some of the Democrats’ most “brilliant” crime-fighting policies:

Cash bail eliminated – Because repeat offenders obviously need more free time to… commit more offenses. Genius.

Low-level crimes decriminalized – Steal $950 worth of stuff? No problem! Progressive justice at its finest.

Early release / reduced sentencing – Why just free the nonviolent offenders when violent ones can sneak through too? Efficiency!

Sanctuary cities – ICE can’t touch you. Criminals, rejoice!

Raising theft thresholds – Steal more, face less. Math checks out.

Drug decriminalization – Let’s give treatment a shot… while overdoses keep climbing. Perfect timing.

Police funding cuts – Who needs cops anyway? Social programs will surely stop armed robberies.

So here’s the million-dollar question: How exactly do these policies make your streets safer? Migration or no migration, how does prioritizing criminals over citizens protect you or your family?

Or maybe, just maybe, Democrats’ master plan is simple: America last, criminals first, and law-abiding citizens sipping decaf in the back row.