Here’s The Latest Episode Of “You Can’t Make This Stuff Up 🤦‍♂️

Federal prosecutors just dropped two illegal gambling cases over 30 people indicted. Among the unexpected guest stars? Miami Heat’s Terry Rozier, Trail Blazers coach Chauncey Billups, and former NBA player Damon Jones.

And because no scandal’s complete without a mob crossover, the Lucchese, Bonanno, Gambino, and Genovese families allegedly co-produced this one featuring rigged poker games, X-ray tables, and chip tray analyzers. Yeah… apparently the mob’s gone full Silicon Valley. Somewhere out there, an FBI agent just canceled his weekend barbecue.

Welcome back to Law & Order: 2025 Edition where the excuses finally expired, and accountability just clocked in wearing mirrored shades.