🎯 Jerome Powell: Trump’s Favorite Piñata (Now in Legal Edition) 🎯
You thought the circus left town?
Wrong.
Rep. Anna Paulina Luna isn’t having it — she just referred Powell to the DOJ for blowing up the budget like it’s Monopoly money.
But WAIT — there’s more:
TODAY, Powell got hit with a federal lawsuit from Azoria Capital, claiming the Fed is holding secret rate-setting meetings behind blackout curtains.
That’s a violation of the Government in the Sunshine Act of 1976 — you know, the law that says the American people are supposed to see this stuff.
Translation?
They’ve been making massive economic moves in the dark, while telling us:
“Shhh. Trust the experts, peasant.”
The lawsuit claims Powell & crew are:
đź‘€ Pushing political agendas
đź‘€ Holding rates high to sabotage Trump 2024
👀 Breaking transparency laws like it’s a TikTok trend
They even want the July 30 meeting made public — because this smells less like inflation control and more like election rigging… through your wallet.
Meanwhile, Powell's probably somewhere picking out gold-trimmed curtains and organic bee pollen snacks.
Let’s be real — if this were a Netflix series, you'd turn it off for being too ridiculous.
But nope. It’s real life.
It’s Jerome Powell Season at The Swamp Games™.
And you’re buying the popcorn… with interest 🤦‍♂️
đź’¬ So what do you think?
Should rates come down — or are you cool financing your popcorn at premium interest?
If you’re torn, ask someone you trust… preferably not wearing a $5,000 suit paid for by your inflation.