🎤 “LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO THE MAIN EVENT!

In the red corner… standing tall from Omaha, Nebraska… the Oracle of Value, the Sultan of Steady Gains, the man who made boring look profitable… WARRREEEEN BUFFFETT!

📊 Record: About +303% since 2014, averaging 11.8% CAGR over the last decade. Respectable. Reliable. The people’s champ of long-term investing.

And in the blue corner… stepping out of the political shadows with a trading record that makes hedge funds cry into their quarterly reports… the Queen of “perfect timing”… NANNNNCY PELOOOOSI’S PORTFOLIO!

📊 Record: A jaw-dropping +693% since 2014 — that’s more than double Buffett’s numbers. In 2024 alone? A savage +54% return, while the S&P 500 crawled in at +25%. Hedge funds? Flatlined.
(Sources: Benzinga, The Financial Guys)

🥊 On one side, Buffett plays the long game with Cherry Coke and patience.
🥊 On the other, Pelosi’s trades land like sniper shots — so accurate they make Wall Street quiver.

So who’s the true champ of the stock market? The old king in Omaha… or the shadow queen of Congress, landing “lucky punches” year after year?

🎤 “MAKE SOME NOISE… THIS IS THE BATTLE FOR THE STOCK MARKET CROWN!”