🎥 Live from the Mexican Senate Octagon 🎥

Forget policy—this is what democracy looks like with no weight class.
In the red corner: Senator Alejandro “Microphone Mauler” Moreno, storming the lectern like Bruce Buffer just called his name.
In the blue corner: Senate President Gerardo “Don’t Touch Me” Fernández Noroña, defending his mic like it’s the championship belt.
Round 1 opens with Moreno charging across the octagon—I mean chamber—grabbing Noroña by the arm and demanding the floor like it’s written into the rulebook: “LET ME SPEAK!”
Noroña counters with the timeless defense move: “Don’t touch me!” before eating a neck slap, multiple shoves, and a surprise takedown attempt that would make Dana White proud.
Chaos erupts ringside—other senators scramble in as if it’s a tag-team match. Jackets are yanked, suits are
wrinkled, one poor guy gets KO’d just for trying to play referee.
And all of this? Over a debate about whether the U.S. should intervene in Mexico’s cartel war. Honestly, why bother—these guys are already doing Fight Night every Wednesday.
Final score: Democracy 0, Pay-Per-View Ratings 10/10.