Now Streaming on Netflix: Here Come the Democrats Globalism & Socialism Edition

So apparently the Democrats’ master plan for “public safety” is this: defund the police, defund ICE, and then reclassify crimes so they magically don’t exist. Brilliant. If a criminal breaks into your house, don’t worry — they’ll just downgrade it to “unexpected guest.” 🙃

And just when you think it couldn’t get dumber, in walks Gavin Newsom with his shiny new law, the “No Secret Police Act” (signed Sept 20, 2025). Translation: ICE agents can’t wear masks during raids anymore. Because nothing screams “common sense” like forcing agents who go after murderers, child predators, and cartel thugs to show their faces. Yeah, let’s make it easier for violent criminals to know who arrested them. What could possibly go wrong? 👏

Meanwhile, the reality check:

Aug 2025 – ICE Houston arrested 822 criminals in ONE week. Not farmers. Not choirboys. Murderers and child predators.

May 2025 – ICE in Massachusetts picked up gang members charged with soliciting murder and assaulting a pregnant woman. But remember: they’re just “dreamers.”

Sept 2025 – The DEA busted an MS-13 cell — 17 arrests, weapons, drugs, counterfeit pills. Yeah, just another “family reunion.”

But don’t you dare question it. Nope, the official narrative is: four years of record-breaking illegal migration and somehow not a single gang member, cartel operative, or terrorist slipped through. Just millions of hardworking saints crossing the border, halos still shining. 🌈🦄

Here’s the twisted comedy: In Democrat-run America, if you rob a store, you’re just “redistributing wealth.” If you assault a cop, you’re “expressing trauma.” If you touch a child, well, don’t worry — some politician will say you need “rehabilitation” instead of prison.

Meanwhile, if you’re a law-abiding citizen? You’re the sucker paying the bills, following the rules, and being told you’re the real problem.

Welcome to the clown show. 🤡 And the punchline? You’re the one paying for the tickets.