Old Scandals or New Chaos? Your Call 📞

The state of U.S. politics right now is so absurd, even Steven Spielberg would say, “Nope. Too unrealistic.” The truth is so ridiculous it reads like fiction—don’t believe me? Brace yourself:

Andrew Cuomo – Former Governor of New York (2011–2021). The man who made sexual harassment scandals an art form and somehow thought forcing COVID-positive patients into nursing homes was “good policy.” Thousands of elderly deaths later, he resigned… but apparently that’s not a disqualifier. No, no—let’s just keep recycling the same political leftovers and pray for a miracle. Because obviously, the third or fourth serving of garbage tastes like filet mignon if you squint hard enough.

Zohran Mamdani – Queens state assemblyman, self-proclaimed democratic socialist, 2025 mayoral hopeful. His platform? Defund the police, cozy up to anti-Israel groups, and experiment with turning NYC into a social chaos lab. Fresh perspective, they say. Right. Fresh if by “fresh” you mean “set the city on fire
and call it progress.”

So here’s the choice for New Yorkers:

A guy who turned nursing homes into death traps and resigned under a pile of sexual harassment allegations

Or

a guy who wants to rebuild the city while blindfolded, standing on a unicycle, juggling flaming swords.

Pick your disaster. Or close your eyes, spin around, and throw a dart. Honestly, it’s about the same thing. 🤷‍♂️