Trump the Magician: Making Donkeys Cry Since 2016 🤣

Trump’s latest magic trick? Making Democrats cry for criminals — from Chicago thugs to Venezuelan cartel hitmen. Everyone gets sympathy these days… except the actual victims.

Maduro screams “illegal aggression!” while his socialist fan club (Cuba, Nicaragua, Bolivia) cheers — the same countries people are literally fleeing from. But hey, sovereignty! 🙄

Human rights lawyers clutch pearls about “due process.” Sure, let’s politely ask the cartels to stop mowing down families and take a number at the courthouse. I’m sure they’ll comply. 👍

And let’s not pretend cartels are the “old-school gangsters” who had rules. Those guys sold drugs but didn’t kill their customers, didn’t spray 10 people just to hit one. Today’s cartels? They don’t care if you’re old, young, man, woman, or child. Everyone’s fair game.

Meanwhile, Mexico’s president says “sovereignty isn’t for sale,” while her Senate fist-fights over whether America should actually step in and clean house. 🍿

The translation behind all the buzzwords — sovereignty, legality, human rights — is simple: let the cartels keep running Fortune 500 empires while regular people keep dying.

So yeah, the U.S. Navy just updated “Just Say No” into “Just Say BOOM.” 🚢💣💀