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PreOccupied Territory

Facing increasing difficulty in having our satire stay ahead of the increasingly-absurd news about Israel, the Middle East, and Jews.

1 day ago

Frustrated Anti-Bibi Protesters Look At U.S... Maybe Missing Ingredient A Bunch Of Mexican Flags? They see the hullabaloo over illegal immigration and deportation in the US and the way it has energized Democrats. Tel Aviv, June 17 - The weekly demonstra

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0.003 VOTE

7 days ago

Real Miracle Of Wolves Lying Down With Lambs That Neither Extinct Yet "Leopards went extinct from the land of Israel in the twentieth century CE. It'll be pretty darn wondrous for God to bring them back." Jerusalem, June 11 -

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1370.340 VOTE

23 days ago

Supreme Court Orders Government To Cede Seat On Judge-Selection Committee To Hamas Only fair to put Hamas on the committee that selects judges to rule on cases affecting Israel's conduct of war. Jerusalem, May 25 - Israel's highest judici

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192.606 VOTE

about 1 month ago

Neglectful Founders Forgot To Include Law That Prime Minister Must Quit If Elites Don't Like Him "A healthy system has checks and balances that allow for the people with the correct opinions to get rid of those who don't agree." Tel Aviv, May 14 - Legal

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1030.033 VOTE

about 1 month ago

Hostage Deal Backers Team With Climate Alarmists: If You Oppose Our Desperate Solutions, You Don't Care About The Issue "Proponents of Affirmative Action were talking like this long, long before we picked up the practice." Jerusalem, May 5 - Two groups of activists who favor

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156.615 VOTE

2 months ago

Israel Issues Photos Of Bombed Teslas In Gaza, Gains 99% Democrat Support Comments such as "This is what our military aid to Israel should be used for." Tel Aviv, April 9 - The IDF distributed images today of destroyed electric veh

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838.075 VOTE

2 months ago

Progressives Compromise On Conflicting Bogeymen: Will Fight 'Jewish Climate Change' They hope thus to remedy the fractures within their political following. New York, April 8 - Leftist activists and political operatives reached agreement tod

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1087.491 VOTE

3 months ago

Embattled At Home, Bibi Mulls Giving US Evangelicals Voting Rights Prominent evangelicals are among the most enthusiastic and most assertive Zionists. Jerusalem, April 1 - Israel's prime minister, facing dire electoral pro

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934.550 VOTE

3 months ago

Desperate Far-Left Party Chooses Rabbi Linda Goldstein As Next Head "Initially, I resisted, because Israel's far-left is too far-right for me." Tel Aviv, March 12 - A progressive political alliance struggling to maintain its rele

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834.486 VOTE

4 months ago

Poll Finds Israelis Uniformly In Favor Of Imaginary Perfect Way To Retrieve Hostages, Pacify Gaza Mind-boggling that no one has exploited the political opportunity to produce such a plan. Tel Aviv, March 3 - Political scientists and analysts voiced wonder

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706.143 VOTE