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Facing increasing difficulty in having our satire stay ahead of the increasingly-absurd news about Israel, the Middle East, and Jews.
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about 2 hours ago
politics
Frustrated Anti-Bibi Protesters Look At U.S... Maybe Missing Ingredient A Bunch Of Mexican Flags?
They see the hullabaloo over illegal immigration and deportation in the US and the way it has energized Democrats. Tel Aviv, June 17 - The weekly demonstra
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6 days ago
bible
Real Miracle Of Wolves Lying Down With Lambs That Neither Extinct Yet
"Leopards went extinct from the land of Israel in the twentieth century CE. It'll be pretty darn wondrous for God to bring them back." Jerusalem, June 11 -
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22 days ago
terrorism
Supreme Court Orders Government To Cede Seat On Judge-Selection Committee To Hamas
Only fair to put Hamas on the committee that selects judges to rule on cases affecting Israel's conduct of war. Jerusalem, May 25 - Israel's highest judici
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about 1 month ago
israel
Neglectful Founders Forgot To Include Law That Prime Minister Must Quit If Elites Don't Like Him
"A healthy system has checks and balances that allow for the people with the correct opinions to get rid of those who don't agree." Tel Aviv, May 14 - Legal
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about 1 month ago
politics
Hostage Deal Backers Team With Climate Alarmists: If You Oppose Our Desperate Solutions, You Don't Care About The Issue
"Proponents of Affirmative Action were talking like this long, long before we picked up the practice." Jerusalem, May 5 - Two groups of activists who favor
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2 months ago
gaza
Israel Issues Photos Of Bombed Teslas In Gaza, Gains 99% Democrat Support
Comments such as "This is what our military aid to Israel should be used for." Tel Aviv, April 9 - The IDF distributed images today of destroyed electric veh
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2 months ago
antisemitism
Progressives Compromise On Conflicting Bogeymen: Will Fight 'Jewish Climate Change'
They hope thus to remedy the fractures within their political following. New York, April 8 - Leftist activists and political operatives reached agreement tod
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3 months ago
politics
Embattled At Home, Bibi Mulls Giving US Evangelicals Voting Rights
Prominent evangelicals are among the most enthusiastic and most assertive Zionists. Jerusalem, April 1 - Israel's prime minister, facing dire electoral pro
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3 months ago
israel
Desperate Far-Left Party Chooses Rabbi Linda Goldstein As Next Head
"Initially, I resisted, because Israel's far-left is too far-right for me." Tel Aviv, March 12 - A progressive political alliance struggling to maintain its rele
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4 months ago
israel
Poll Finds Israelis Uniformly In Favor Of Imaginary Perfect Way To Retrieve Hostages, Pacify Gaza
Mind-boggling that no one has exploited the political opportunity to produce such a plan. Tel Aviv, March 3 - Political scientists and analysts voiced wonder
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