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Facing increasing difficulty in having our satire stay ahead of the increasingly-absurd news about Israel, the Middle East, and Jews.

22 days ago

Israel Issues Photos Of Bombed Teslas In Gaza, Gains 99% Democrat Support Comments such as "This is what our military aid to Israel should be used for." Tel Aviv, April 9 - The IDF distributed images today of destroyed electric veh

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838.075 VOTE

24 days ago

Progressives Compromise On Conflicting Bogeymen: Will Fight 'Jewish Climate Change' They hope thus to remedy the fractures within their political following. New York, April 8 - Leftist activists and political operatives reached agreement tod

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1087.491 VOTE

about 1 month ago

Embattled At Home, Bibi Mulls Giving US Evangelicals Voting Rights Prominent evangelicals are among the most enthusiastic and most assertive Zionists. Jerusalem, April 1 - Israel's prime minister, facing dire electoral pro

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934.550 VOTE

about 2 months ago

Desperate Far-Left Party Chooses Rabbi Linda Goldstein As Next Head "Initially, I resisted, because Israel's far-left is too far-right for me." Tel Aviv, March 12 - A progressive political alliance struggling to maintain its rele

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834.486 VOTE

about 2 months ago

Poll Finds Israelis Uniformly In Favor Of Imaginary Perfect Way To Retrieve Hostages, Pacify Gaza Mind-boggling that no one has exploited the political opportunity to produce such a plan. Tel Aviv, March 3 - Political scientists and analysts voiced wonder

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706.143 VOTE

2 months ago

Far-Left Parties Hoping To Attract Disappointed Right-Wing Voters Because At Least Total Surrender Would Be Decisive "This possibility allows us not to have to change anything." Tel Aviv, February 20 - The functionally-moribund "peace" camp in Israeli politics has express

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598.514 VOTE

3 months ago

Ben-Gvir: Moving Gazans Out Not Ethnic 'Cleansing' Because Place Will Still Be Filthy "Though, again, everyone knows I wouldn't have a problem with that, per se." Jerusalem, February 11 - A right-wing legislator who quit his government minis

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1156.965 VOTE

3 months ago

Palestinian Authority Formally Schedules Elections For ‘Inshallah’ Abbas formed the committee in 2015 to study the issue and make recommendations. Ramallah, April 20 - A committee appointed by Palestinian President Mahmoud

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0.000 VOTE

3 months ago

New App Informs Drivers Which Useless NGO Blocking Traffic Today Salvage some sense of control by simply knowing whose day it is to make commuters' lives miserable in the least politically-effective way possible. Tel Avi

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1058.370 VOTE

3 months ago

New UN Agency For Gaza Refugees Who Left Refugee Camps The United Nations Redundant Relief and Works Agency for Palestine Refugees (UNRRWA) will begin operations in March. New York, January 30 - The global organi

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63.668 VOTE