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Facing increasing difficulty in having our satire stay ahead of the increasingly-absurd news about Israel, the Middle East, and Jews.

about 20 hours ago

Hunger Strike For Your Cause: New Diet Plan Turns Political Rage Into Weight Loss "Political outrage? That's renewable energy." Tel Aviv, December 25 - An Israeli entrepreneur hopes to wed the emotional valence of the country's polarized

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0.020 VOTE

10 days ago

Polls Now Pitting Netanyahu Against Cheeses; 'More Credible Than Current Rivals' Parmesan, while outpolling both Gantz and Lapid, fares poorly when pitted against Netanyahu. Jerusalem, December 16 - Surveys indicating that no politician

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1395.732 VOTE

2 months ago

Opponents Pin Hopes On Tiresome Anti-Bibi YouTube Ads Voters have not, to date, understood the importance of toppling Netanyahu from power at all costs. Tel Aviv, October 16 - Electoral rivals of the incumbent

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726.603 VOTE

4 months ago

Anti-Netanyahu Protesters Know Their Skin Too Light To Get Away With Too Much Violence "Let's not get carried away thinking that we, too, can engage in hundreds of acts of violence a day against Jews and face only occasional reactions." Tel A

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1469.168 VOTE

4 months ago

Still Too Soon For Shamed Leftists To Pretend They Were Always Skeptical Of Palestinian Intentions It will take years until their credulous pasts fade in the memories of those who know them, or until enough of the people who knew of their gullibility die. ![image.png](

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75.882 VOTE

4 months ago

Labor Party Launches Campaign Slogan: 'Vote for Us, We’re Still Here, Technically' Labor must do the hard work of disassociating itself from the now-untouchable land-for-peace paradigm. Tel Aviv, August 14 - Leaders of a political party t

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850.286 VOTE

5 months ago

Bibi Obviously Prolonging War That Hamas Refuses To End Signs all over the country urge the political leadership to accept a deal that has never been forthcoming. Jerusalem, July 16 - Analysts both in Israel and a

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1506.484 VOTE

6 months ago

Polls Show Only One Man Can Get More Votes Than Bibi: Trump It hardly matters whether Trump accepts leadership of a party that currently sits in the Coalition or in the Opposition. Jerusalem, July 7 - Opposition pol

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1201.768 VOTE

6 months ago

Cenk Uygur's Doctor Prescribes Not Believing Lies About Israel The pundit's risk of heat disease will wane substantially if he stops accepting as true the various libels of Israel's actions in the Gaza Strip. Los Ange

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1577.041 VOTE

6 months ago

Say, Ali, You Seem Like You Could Use My Autopen by Joe Biden Dear Ayatollah , Look, fat, I’m sittin’ here in Delaware, thinkin’ about how we can, you know, bridge the gap, as my old man used to say. Dip

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1640.855 VOTE